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HEY GUISE HEY GUISE

Do you like Mario Kart? What do you think about mushrooms?

The Owl and the Pussycat

I like how the cat is like “Can you believe there is a fucking Owl out here?” and the Owl is like “Yeah, whatever. How you doin’?”

Good Morning: This is your open thread

This is me. Man, last week kicked my ass and this week I am starting to feel much better. I’ve just got to clean and get my life together. How are you?

Late night kitty Late night kitty

Someone is actually relaxing for once.

Nu-Gawker

Headed by a guy that old gawker (and current jezebel) used to mock all the time. My guess is I won’t read that site either. Doesn’t it all seem kind of stale? Maybe the whole idea of a site with that kind of commentariat is past its due date? What do you think?

Good Morning Good Morning

Good morning. It’s never to early to take some probably unvalidated pseudo-scientific test. I figure I’m a combination of that dancing lady and that guy with a sword. I think they just get me though I don’t look as good in warmer tones. Anyway, oh boy, it’s fall here and I haven’t seen the sun for days. I’m somewhat…

The only personality test that matters The only personality test that matters

I mean, I found out recently rather than being Cheez-its, I am now Cheese Balls but I truly believe that I was meant to be a ball of cheese. Please share your alignment and/or your favorite chart. Cheese Nips though should not be chaotic evil—they are chaotic good, cheetos are chaotic neutral and doritos are chaotic…

Theme of the Week: Personality Tests and other ways we categorize ourselves Theme of the Week: Personality Tests and other ways we categorize ourselves

So I was reading this article about how the Myers Briggs was basically kinda bullshit or at the very least, it’s not really well researched enough to actually correlate to any real personality outcomes in a statistically significant way. But there is always an allure to these personality measurements and I was…

Good Morning

I’m pretty much ready to just go back to bed. What about you? Any labor day plans or sales?

Back to School

Ready to go back to school? Let’s talk about it this week. It used to be that in the US, people went to school after labor day (edited to say) though who knows when people go back to school now. I mean, I didn’t because I grew up in a hick town where we went in at the beginning of August and were out during harvest…

Things that America does that other people think is weird Things that America does that other people think is weird

I like lists so I like to read the Business Insider which has better lists than Buzzfeed or Upworthy or one of those jerky millennial websites. What do you think about this article about weird American stuff? What do you think is weird? What do you do?

Good Morning Good Morning

At 6 am, I awoke to Kevin on top of me, meowing and demanding I play. At 8:30, he’s just sick of my sloth. How is your morning shaping up?

Theme of the Week: Tuesdays Theme of the Week: Tuesdays

Tuesday seems to be the official backtalk day of the week and by official day of the week, I mean the one that people complain about the most. Now as an eternal optimist, I want to look at the glass half full and ask you, “What is your favorite Tuesday?” I put my choice here. Now it is up to you.

Good morning...afternoon!?! Good morning...afternoon!?!

Come into this safe space and tell me how you are doing today.

Happy Caturday Happy Caturday

Two years ago today, I adopted my little Kevin. He’s grown so much. They told me he was a year old but he’s grown in length by a third so he probably was more like six or seven months. Ah, that first day. I saw him at the shelter and he got right out of his little hammock and demanded to sniff me. Then he demanded me…

Theme of the Week: Mondays Theme of the Week: Mondays

Hi! I’ve been lackadaisical lately and been trying to be motivated and finally wrote this post. I think we need to go with the general consensus. This week will be a week of Mondays. Or a week complaining about Mondays. My family leaves tomorrow and now I really have to face a music. This summer will be nothing but…

Good morning  Good morning 

These are birds by Lake Michigan. My mom took this picture. I found out they aren’t sea gulls but smaller and a different type of gull. Any thoughts about which one?

Kathleen Turner talks about EVERYTHING Kathleen Turner talks about EVERYTHING

She doesn’t care who knows and I’m here for it. You gotta read it and we gotta talk.

Theme of the Week: Camping Theme of the Week: Camping

Back when I was a kid, around five or six, my favorite toy was a puppet of a cow that I decided was an alien bear named Growly. Growly was an alien and I knew it because he pee’d orange. (He was extensively documented through pictures and tapes so I have a shocking amount of story development that I don’t need to go…

Good Morning Good Morning

Look, I’m gonna do an impression. I’m a rug. I’m going to do another one. I’m a pile of fuzzy balls. I’m going to do another one. I’m pudding. What are you doing today? I’m blending in.

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