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Hail to the Chief in the Friday Open Thread Hail to the Chief in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where I mourn the impending departure of long-time Lifehacker editor Whitson Gordon and wish him luck in his new role as offensive coordinator of the Dallas Cowboys.

Cook Up a Turkey Doodle in the Thanksgiving Cross Thread Cook Up a Turkey Doodle in the Thanksgiving Cross Thread

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Cross Thread, where last year Zarnyx and Un-Timplied asked us to share our turkey doodles. Many of you posted beautifully handdrawn turkeys in response. I, out of sheer laziness, opened up the scribble tool on my Gmail app and drew this, in about fifteen seconds:

Cat to the Future in the Friday Open Thread Cat to the Future in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where a paradox could cause a chain reaction that unravels the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroys the entire universe. Or at least the Milky Way.

Don't Give into the Dark Side in the Friday Open Thread Don't Give into the Dark Side in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where you consider destroying your neighbor, think better of it, and awkwardly pat him on the back of the head instead.

Ten Things That Aren't Ironic, by Alanis Morissette Ten Things That Aren't Ironic, by Alanis Morissette

An old man turning ninety-eight, winning the lottery, and dying the next day

Your Pets May Be Hiding in the Friday Open Thread Your Pets May Be Hiding in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where water turns into wine and your mop turns into your dog.

Volunteer or Else in the Sign-up Thread (Part Deux) Volunteer or Else in the Sign-up Thread (Part Deux)

Hello. If you’ve been paying attention (and why would you have), you may remember me threatening to shoot a cat in order to get more people to volunteer to host open threads. Well, I’m afraid the cat has wised up and turned the tables on us. This time, if none of y’all volunteer, these chicks will get it.

You Had One Job in the Friday Open Thread You Had One Job in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where you not only fail to put a puck in an empty net but also injure yourself in the process, at great cost to your health, reputation and dignity.

Volunteer or Else in the Sign-up Thread Volunteer or Else in the Sign-up Thread

As you know, every now and then I ask for volunteers to host the Friday open thread in a (faux?) jovial manner. Not anymore. This time, if you don’t volunteer, this cat gets it:

Meet Your Maker in the Friday Open Thread Meet Your Maker in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where we say goodbye to Elmo and collectively wonder what we could have done to help him before he went airborne.

Always Be Prepared in the Friday Open Thread Always Be Prepared in the Friday Open Thread

Hello. Welcome to the Friday open thread, where you climb the car of an angry man who slaps the bucket off your head but that’s OK because you already knew that was going to happen and wore another bucket under the first one.

Life Is an Ongoing Struggle in the Friday Open Thread Life Is an Ongoing Struggle in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where you can’t sit down without spilling food on yourself, suddenly go blind while pouring ingredients into a mixing bowl, find yourself threatened by a tape measure, and struggle with other tasks of daily life despite not having a degenerative motor neuron disease.

Don't Be This Guy in the Friday Open Thread Don't Be This Guy in the Friday Open Thread

Hello. Welcome to the Friday open thread, where not for the first time we’ll all imbibe too many drinks and get tattoos we’ll regret in the morning.

We Are All Round in the Friday Open Thread We Are All Round in the Friday Open Thread

Hello. Welcome to the Friday open thread, where I creep back into your lives after a month-long sabbatical and you politely pretend that you miss me.

How to Make $7500 a Week by Working at Home with Google How to Make $7500 a Week by Working at Home with Google

Actually, you can't. But here are pictures of ten cats who make more than you do:

​I'm a Cat from Cats Dot Kinja, and This Is How I Meow ​I'm a Cat from Cats Dot Kinja, and This Is How I Meow

Every week, we ask notable people how they work. Today we interviewed a cat.

Prepare to Be Conscripted, Again, in Another Sign-up Thread Prepare to Be Conscripted, Again, in Another Sign-up Thread

Hello. The last time we had a sign-up thread, I wrote: "I plan to do this every week but get lazy and figure, well, next week." Well, lesson not learned.

Thank Me in the Friday Open Thread Thank Me in the Friday Open Thread

Hello. If you’ve been active on these threads in the last few weeks, you may have noticed a running gag involving a reader whose entire commenting history consists of brief thank you notes to Lifehacker writers. Today I’d like to talk to you about Adel, our mystery commenter.

Ride Household Appliances Like a Boss in the Friday Open Thread Ride Household Appliances Like a Boss in the Friday Open Thread

Hello. Welcome to the Friday open thread, where once again I complain about the weather, make a barely serviceable joke, and drop some kind of reference to Andy Orin's cat blog, in an ongoing effort to get myself fired from open thread duty.

Try to Keep Your Balance in the Friday Open Thread Try to Keep Your Balance in the Friday Open Thread

Hello! Welcome to the Friday open thread, where it's so cold that snowmen are dying of hypothermia and robotic quadrupeds are trying to evict you from your home base. Thanks, Organa.

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