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UC Irvine Anteaters Snack On Kansas State Wildcats In Upset UC Irvine Anteaters Snack On Kansas State Wildcats In Upset

After a pretty chalk first day of the NCAA Tournament, the 13-seeded UC Irvine Anteaters picked up the biggest upset of the competition so far, knocking off co-Big 12 champs Kansas State in a 70-64 win.

The Blue Jackets Should Either Relax Or Panic The Blue Jackets Should Either Relax Or Panic

This is a now-or-never final stretch for Artemi Panarin’s Columbus Blue Jackets, with at least a few of their key players on the way out after this season, and right now the team is seated on the “never” side of affairs. The Blue Jackets lost to the lowly Edmonton Oilers on Thursday night, which, coupled with a…

Rays Bravely Decide To Pay Blake Snell More Than The League Minimum Rays Bravely Decide To Pay Blake Snell More Than The League Minimum

Less than two weeks after Blake Snell made it known how miffed he was that his team would pay him only barely more than the league minimum the year after he won the Cy Young, the Rays pitcher has signed a much richer five-year extension with the club. He’ll get paid about eight times the $573,700 that he was set to…

Former Athletic Department Intern Accuses Cal Football Players, Coaches Of Sexual Harassment Former Athletic Department Intern Accuses Cal Football Players, Coaches Of Sexual Harassment

A former sports medicine intern in the UC Berkeley Athletic Department named Paige Cornelius has accused Cal football coaches and players of sexual harassment, in a public Facebook post written on Wednesday.

This Is The Lightning At Their Most Beautiful This Is The Lightning At Their Most Beautiful

The Lightning and the Capitals are playing an awesome, intense back-and-forth game tonight, and Tampa Bay took a 4-3 lead in the second period on a PP goal that was pretty much the pinnacle of what their forwards can achieve.

Hockey East Won't Discipline Anybody For Racist Remark Towards Providence Player Hockey East Won't Discipline Anybody For Racist Remark Towards Providence Player

Hockey East’s investigation into an unspecifed racist comment that was made towards Providence forward Vimal Sukumaran during a game last Friday against Boston College has ended in a very unsatisfying way, as the conference says that, despite the “inappropriate language” used against Sukumaran, they can’t discipline…

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The Blues Ruthlessly Tormented Oilers Goalies Tonight The Blues Ruthlessly Tormented Oilers Goalies Tonight

The St. Louis Blues should be heading to the playoffs next month, and the Oilers are definitely heading back home to lick their wounds and wonder what went wrong again this year, and the difference between those two outlooks was on full display in Missouri tonight. Blues forwards were practically laughing at Oilers…

How Big A Threat Is Saint Mary's? How Big A Threat Is Saint Mary's?

Ignore the seedings. According to the analytics, one of the most evenly matched games of the NCAA Tournament’s first round isn’t an 8-9 or 7-10 match-up, but the battle between Villanova, the sixth seed in the South Region, and 11th-seeded Saint Mary’s. Kenpom, which rates Villanova as 26th in the country and Saint…

Murray State Vs. Marquette Should Be Sick As Hell Murray State Vs. Marquette Should Be Sick As Hell

Thank goodness Murray State made it into the NCAA Tournament, because before last Saturday it seemed worryingly possible that Ja Morant and his Racers might be hanging out in the NIT this postseason. But after finishing as OVC regular-season co-champions with Belmont and then winning their conference tournament over…

Carlos Santana Smashed A TV With A Bat Because The Phillies Were Playing Fortnite During Games Carlos Santana Smashed A TV With A Bat Because The Phillies Were Playing Fortnite During Games

Over at ESPN, Jeff Passan has a breakdown of the clubhouse issues the Philadelphia Phillies faced in the first season of Gabe Kapler’s management last year, and it turns out they might be more relatable than you thought—when their jobs got pointless and shitty, the Phillies slacked off and played video games instead.

Cold-Blooded Andrew Nembhard Winner Helps Florida Knock Off LSU Cold-Blooded Andrew Nembhard Winner Helps Florida Knock Off LSU

Florida and LSU had split a pair of overtime games in the regular season, so it’s no surprise their battle today in the SEC Tournament went down to the wire. The teams traded clutch shots in the final minute before the Gators came out on top, 76-73.

NFL Suspends Kareem Hunt Eight Games For Kicking And Shoving Woman NFL Suspends Kareem Hunt Eight Games For Kicking And Shoving Woman

The NFL has suspended former Chiefs and current Cleveland Browns running back Kareem Hunt eight games for violating its personal conduct policy, according to Adam Schefter. The suspension comes after TMZ released video back in November showing Hunt shoving and kicking a woman to the ground in a hotel hallway in…

Wizards Descend On Minor-League Hockey Game To Cause Impossible Goal

The Manitoba Moose beat the Texas Stars 4-3 in AHL play on Wednesday night, but the Moose’s continued dominance on home ice is not the story here. The big news came midway through the second period, when the apparent existence of magic in our material world was revealed to us through a shot by Stars defenseman Joel…

Connor McDavid Is Having Another Hell Of A Wasted Season Connor McDavid Is Having Another Hell Of A Wasted Season

The Oilers maybe could’ve tricked themselves into believing they were still in the playoff hunt if they had won Wednesday night, as two points would have kept them dead even with the newly optimistic Chicago Blackhawks in the wild card chase. Instead, they lost 6-3 at home to the New Jersey Devils—who had lost seven…

Tim Miles Was So Excited To Beat Rutgers He Tumbled On His Way Off The Court Tim Miles Was So Excited To Beat Rutgers He Tumbled On His Way Off The Court

The Nebraska Cornhuskers got a truly monumental revenge win tonight in the Big Ten Tournament, erasing the bitter memory of their 76-69 loss to Rutgers back in January by beating the Scarlet Knights 68-61 in yet another installment of this classic Big Ten rivalry.

Hardcore Grizzlies Fan Proposes To Girlfriend By Asking, “Will You Grit N Grind With Me Forever?" Hardcore Grizzlies Fan Proposes To Girlfriend By Asking, “Will You Grit N Grind With Me Forever?"

Every girl spends her youth dreaming of that perfect proposal from her dream guy. You know what I’m talking about. The one where you and Prince Charming are visiting fans at a March NBA game between two below-.500 teams. Harry The Hawk is there. A woman with a microphone is narrating to a semi-engaged crowd. And then…

An Embarrassing Collapse And A Bad Whistle Might Keep Clemson Out Of The NCAA Tournament

Two NCAA Tournament candidates right on the fringe of the field of 68 faced each other on Tuesday afternoon in a second-round ACC Tournament match-up that possibly doubled as a play-in game, and it was NC State who came away victorious. Markell Johnson made a pair of free throws with 2.6 seconds remaining to give…

Artemi Panarin Very Stupidly Got In A Fight With Charlie McAvoy Artemi Panarin Very Stupidly Got In A Fight With Charlie McAvoy

Of course, this is an incredibly dumb thing for Artemi Panarin to do as his all-in team tries to claw its way into the playoffs. If someone on the Blue Jackets is going to fight Bruins defenseman Charlie McAvoy, it better be someone disposable, just in case it goes horribly wrong a la Matt Dumba.

Oh Damn, The Browns Traded For Odell Beckham Jr. Oh Damn, The Browns Traded For Odell Beckham Jr.

A long period of cute winks and knowing nudges from sportswriters and people within the Browns organization has eventually culminated in a certified blockbuster of an NFL trade: The Cleveland Browns are getting wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. from the New York Giants, according to multiple NFL reporters.

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