Hello, friends, and welcome to another week of ’Noise. It’s time to look deep into your selves once more and find the courage to deal with work. I know, I know, it’s a doggone shame.
Hello, everybody, and happy Friday! This week has had me not knowing where I am from one minute to the next, but it’s almost over. Woo-hoo!
HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII welcome to Thursday, people, which distinguishes itself by NOT BEING FRIDAY STILL OMG WTF. No, it’s okay. It’s coo. I’m cool.
Hey, happy hump day, everybody. We’ve still got to get over but it’s all downhill from there. So hopefully it won’t be iced over or anything along the way.
Hey howdy happy Tuesday, everybody. Time to go tripping through these woods that are the world once more. But do stop by on your way to wherever it is you’re going, just to share a moment or two in the imaginary sun.
Hello, neighbors, and welcome to another Monday. Once more, we all have to come out of our comfy places and face the world.
Hello and happy Thursday, O ’Noisers. I know we’re all pretty much ready to split from this week, but we’ll need to keep chopping away at it for another couple days first.
Hello, foxy people, and welcome to the middle of the week. Y’all park on your haunches for a minute and give us a good read of how your week is going so far.
Hello and welcome to Tuesday, peeps. It’s still an uphill battle to the end of the week, so feel free to stop for a rest with your fellow travelers.
Say what? You want us to come out from under the blankets now? Uuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh...
Hello and happy Friday interrupted and/or turkeyfest bonus round, everybody. Some of you may still be home enjoying a little post-feast slothing (or not, depending on where you are), but the rest of us have to go out and risk our lives against the Shopocalypse. It’s madness, I say! MADNESS!
Hello everybody. It’s all like, Park Your Ass On The Couch And Put A Huge Bird In Your Face Day here in the U.S. Do say hello and share stories of pie if you come out of your food coma long enough.
Hello and happy maybe-humpish sorta day, peeps. Tomorrow is Thxgvg and you may or may not be working so also happy maybe-Friday or odd-Thursdayish-thing.
Hey howdy happy Tuesday. I hope this day will be sweet to you. Do stop by and put a little icing on your day.
Hello and welcome to another Monday. Time to evaluate the situation and see how we’re working things out this week. Are we talking turkey later or is the whole thing just for the birds?
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to your regularly scheduled Fur Face Friday. Last week, we had a special memorial post for all the darling pets we so sorely miss, and who will always be in our hearts. Now we’re going to celebrate the ones who are here to heal our hearts every day.
Whoooooo clap ya hands, everybody, Friday is finally here! Let’s give a hearty hail and get the hard hell up out of this week already.
Hello and welcome to Thursday, everybody. As much as we’d all like to take cover, we’re probably going to have to go out into the cold, cruel world. So park yourselves for a minute or two and say a nice warm hello.
Hello and welcome to the hump, everybody. Time to rise and shine (ymmv, where applicable, shining quality not guaranteed, some restrictions may apply).